Flat Out

Twice a year, my company holds Sales Meetings, and they're a big deal.  You (and by you, I mean me) have to get up and present what you (again, me) have been working on and try to get 150 - 200 people in the audience excited enough to go out and sell the heck out of it.  It's a ton of work to prep for and always comes down to the last minute.  Like you (me) calling FedEx and BEGGING them to deliver a package on Saturday so that your (my) presentation isn't missing a key story on Monday morning.  No guarantee from the men in the white truck, but they said they'd try.  

Until then, you (me) are headed home to have a much deserved cocktail and imagine the audience in their underpants.